ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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