Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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