I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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