Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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