I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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