google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
People in love make me want to vomit
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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