so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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