I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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