they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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