You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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