maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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