i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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