okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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