Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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