I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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