She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I party with great urgency now.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
