i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
