We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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