What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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