Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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