So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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