Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
