It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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