If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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