how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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