No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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