dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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