All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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