Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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