So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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