First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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