My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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