I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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