do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I made him laugh his dick is mine
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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