Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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