I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize