You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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