Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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