It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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