Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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