I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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