The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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