Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
The ass gains better be worth it
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