office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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