Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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