I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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