This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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