i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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