so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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