the day after is always just damage control
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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