Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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