He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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