No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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