dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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