In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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