we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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