it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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