I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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