She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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