HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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